How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$ pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih

How the Boss may reply for a salary increase request ...

The next day, the employee received this letter from his boss :

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

-- The Dog Story --

Once lived a dog named 'Pug' , a Hutch dog.
His life was so happy when he was a kid...
Playing..... ..Laughing. .....Sleeping. .....
He grew up...
One fine day he got a job in a company..
In...

He became so famous...
He was asked to follow a small boy where ever he goes...
He was seen everywhere.. .
on websites....
Roadside hoardings... desktops... etc...
One fine day...
A new company takes over the old....
Pug is panicked.. in a nail biting situation!!! !
It's been decided...
&
Pug was sent off...

-- The End--

Moral: Never love your company, love your job, you never know when your company stops loving you.

wait and see what happens next... for Pug

Do you feel MICROSOFT is #1 in developing software? Even #1 will have these types of bugs… check it out…..

MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

and then press ENTER
Then see the magic...............................

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PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees

Is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and

Pressed. He looks around the room and sees that

It is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and

Sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last

Night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye

When you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,

"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?

I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,

And when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,

You said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral

Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00

Broken crockery - $ 800.00

Breakfast - $ 10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS "

There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy.

Do you know what Deadlock is? If not this is the best example for Deadlock.

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement

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